So after spreading the news yesterday that I am beginning to “tweet”, I have now jumped from 8 to 12 followers. Talk about a mass movement!

Yet amid all of this rapid growth, I still have a major problem: I don’t understand this Twitter thing at all.

Like, not even remotely.

Now, here’s what I know: I go to twitter.com, I type in my info, I see a little box I can type in, I type into it, and then… I don’t know. I have no idea what’s supposed to happen next. Is it like a text? Do I wait for someone to tweet me back? Do angels appear?

What happens next? WHAT’S THE POINT??

Any help you could give me would be greatly appreciated (by both me and my loyal flock of followers).