VH1 Shocker

So as I began my first cup of coffee this morning I saw a news bulletin on my homepage (CNN.com) informing me that this clown above is wanted for questioning surrounding the murder of this other person beside him. And he is on the run.

Apparently, he (Ryan Jenkins) is a reality star who has been on two shows on VH1 (Megan Wants To Be A Millionaire and I Love Money 3). I’m somewhat surprised I don’t recognize him because, though I’m ashamed to admit it, I often watch these skeezy shows on VH1 (Read: I Love New York, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Charm School, Tool Academy). They are so impossibly horrible you can’t look away.

And while I don’t want to be insensitive to the fact that a human being has just died, I do have to wonder: with all the super-skeezy shows VH1 is running these days, am I the only person who is entirely unsurprised that one of their castmembers is now wanted in questioning for murder?

I mean, honestly, wasn’t it only a matter of time?