Quack, Quack, Quack Mr. Ducksworth

flathead Hockey Helmet

From what I gather this is a common problem for young babies: flat noggin syndrome (see exhibit A above). And apparently, the go-to technology for rounding out these melons is this helmet in exhibit B.

Now, here’s my question: Since these kids are in a tough enough spot already, can’t we find them some protective wear that doesn’t suggest they are about to take center ice for the Mighty Ducks?

  • Dino

    This kids head is also long.If I were his momma,I’d try to cone his head,he has the potential!!A sombrero would fall off of this kids noggin!!