Booby Trapped

This murder case surrounding the dude from Megan Wants A Millionaire just took a turn that is so VH1 I can hardly believe it. CNN.com is now reporting that homeboy’s wife’s body was identified— get this— by the serial number of her breast implants.

In all my life I have never heard of this. From what I understand, cops usually obtain dental records or submit the deceased’s DNA for lab results. But not when a VH1 reality character is involved. Apparently in those cases, the men in blue just swoop in and peep the victim’s booby numbers.

Now, like I said when I first posted about this case: I really don’t want to be insensitive to the fact that someone has just died. But everything surrounding this case is just so strange. I mean, what’s next, will this dude be apprehended and brought to justice because of a secret tracking potion in the ink of his tribal armband?

Stay Tuned.