There are lots of things I miss about high school and college, but this ain’t one of ‘em.

The two-a-day practices in the 100 degree heat. The 2 mile runs in under 12 mins (that no one— outside of the team brown nose— ever made). The pretending like we really wanted to be there when all we wanted was to be home watching Saved By The Bell and eating Bagel Bites.

Loved the sport. Hated the preseasons.

I just drove by the 2009 High Point University soccer team training today and all I could think about was how happy I was to be heading home to the couch.

In a related story, my Bagel Bites will be ready in 5 minutes.