Come on, People

August 25, 2009 in Uncategorized with 4 Comments

dental_floss

I heard on the radio yesterday that Biloxi, Mississippi just got rated as having the WORST dental hygeine of any city in America. Meanwhile, I was preparing myself for a blog clowning their jacked up grills until…

I found out that Greensboro, NC ranks 7th worst.

Dude, this ain’t good.

Listen, fellow citizens of central North Carolina: go get ya some floss. Some toothpaste. Maybe even one of them’ water pick things.

At least do something…

I mean, 7th worst grills in the country? This is just downright embarrassing.

  • Ashlynn Whitesell

    Austin,

    I have been seeing your blogs pop up on facebook for the past few days and I have to admit…your writing is very interesting and it catches my attention. You are cracking me up with some of the things you are writing about. Congrats on the new book by the way! I will definitely have to read it. I like the style of your writing. You know I went to school for journalism and broadcasting so I am a harsh critic. However, I’m very impressed and can’t wait to keep reading more of your stuff. YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! Oh, and so TRUE. Hope all is well and look forward to more reading.
    Ashlynn from ATL

  • http://www.austincarty.com Austin

    Thanks so much for all those nice words, Ashlynn; really means alot! I hope everything is tops down in the ATL!

  • Robbie

    You should write more on why is there people actually doing rankings on something that stupid? White People!!!

  • http://Facebook Ashley Johnson

    Funny and sad all at the same time!