If the slap bracelet was able to make a comeback, then it’s only safe to assume that these babies will be back on the streets in no time.

I, for one, can’t wait.

To be adopted into the Run family.

That’s all.

They are quite simply the coolest people on earth.

Santa, I’ve been good all year. So start making some calls.

This guy, Tom Sizemore, has been in some of the biggest films of the past two decades (which is of no consequence since we’ll all remember him as Pete Rose from that average-at-best ESPN movie Hustle). Sizemore has also been busted for drug possession somewhere in the vicinity of 100 times.

And now…

Sizemore has been convicted of beating a woman. For the SECOND time.

In my opinion, nothing less than this will suffice for a punitive measure: Throw some marinated tenderloin in his britches and lock him in a 10 x 10 yard with this guy:

(Oh, and in case you’re curious what the ensuing scene would look like, imagine something like this):

Run, Tom, run!