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Joe

As tomorrow kicks off the first weekend of college football, this guy enters his 60th season coaching Penn State. 60 years. The dude is around 141 years old and still coaching. Consequently, out of profound respect, I will pull for the Nittany Lions like I’m an alum.

Go get ‘em Joe Pa. You’re truly an icon.

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Posted 10 months, 4 weeks ago at 9:27 am.

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Dear Beach,

Beach

You are everything to me, and I love you. Over the past several years we haven’t been able to spend as much time together as we’d like, but none of that matters today. Because today, I’m coming to see you. Today, we will be together.

I will see you in several hours my sweet.

Love,
Austin

Posted 10 months, 4 weeks ago at 9:16 am.

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Dear DMV,

dmv

It is important to me that you know how much I hate you. From the depths of my core, do I despise you. I have been avoiding you for as long as I can, but today, it appears, is our date with destiny. And I want you to know that I have done my research on you. I have pored over your tediously boring website in hopes of knowing exactly what I need to bring with me. And all this has done is make me hate you more. You require so much of me, and yet I ask so little in return: Just one little card with my picture and information on it. All you do is take take take and tell me to wait wait wait and then, finally, with a gruff nod and a few impersonable words, you acknowledge my presence.

Why do you have to be so difficult?

Austin

Posted 10 months, 4 weeks ago at 9:10 am.

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