Dear Greg Paulus,

Paulus

Dude, no one has ever had more people pulling for him. I mean, everyone in the world wants you to succeed. I think even North Carolina fans want you to do well in this new one-year football venture. The way you handled being benched as a Duke basketball senior was a demonstration of true graciousness and humility. You are the consummate sportsman, you have a Rudy-like work ethic, and as such, everyone respects you.

But dude, seriously, an interception on the last play in overtime? Really?

Why do these kinds of things always happen to you?

Head hung in pity,
Austin