Dear Kanye,

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Really? I mean, really?

Listen, man, I’m a fan. But with that move at last night’s VMA’s, you’ve officially proven that your selfishness and your need for attention are equalled only by that obnoxious little girl from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Your apology to Swift, while the right move, does nothing to negate how selfish and attention seeking was your ploy at last night’s event.

You should be ashamed of yourself. But since I know you’re not, I’ll be ashamed for you.

Bummed,
Austin