It’s only Wednesday, and yet I’m already scared about next Monday night’s game against Dallas. And you wanna know why?

Because you look so horrifically, utterly, lousy.

0-2, and showing no signs of improvement.

The wheels have fallen off. We had a six-year window, an opportunity to win multiple Super Bowls, and we blew it. I’m afraid we’re going to walk away with a 5-11 record this year. Best case scenario, 8-8.

Please, please prove me wrong.

Terrified,
Austin

Seriously, is there anything worse than having a sore throat? Like, a LEGIT sore throat? Like, one of those sore throats that wakes you up ten times a night and feels like knives running across your throat each time you swallow?

No, there’s not. And I have one right this second.

BUMMER.