Dear Carolina Panthers,
It’s only Wednesday, and yet I’m already scared about next Monday night’s game against Dallas. And you wanna know why?
Because you look so horrifically, utterly, lousy.
0-2, and showing no signs of improvement.
The wheels have fallen off. We had a six-year window, an opportunity to win multiple Super Bowls, and we blew it. I’m afraid we’re going to walk away with a 5-11 record this year. Best case scenario, 8-8.
Please, please prove me wrong.
Terrified,
Austin
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