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On this season of Survivor, there was much talk of how Russell Hantz was independently wealthy. Everyone suggested he made gobs of money as owner of an oil company (or something like that).
But my question is this: wouldn’t his gig with Jennifer Nettles in Sugarland have been where he derived the greater portion of his income?
Perhaps the most savvy strategic move he played all season was his hiding the fact that he was a country music star.
Even though my Duke Blue Devils put a whooping on “America’s Team” the Gonzaga Bulldogs this weekend, one has to be so very impressed by how far head coach Mark Few has come since his days as “The Shermanator.”
Everyone remember this game?
I once had a MASH fortune predict I would live in a mansion in Malibu, work as an actor, and drive a Ferarri.
Let’s check the facts:
I live in a one bedroom apartment.
In High Point, NC.
Working as a very poor writer.
Driving a beat up ‘84 Dodge Ram and an even more beat up ‘92 Honda Accord.
Thanks alot, MASH. Talk about gettin a kid’s hopes up…
Yesterday, I posted about my eagerness to watch Survivor last night.
Well, I missed it.
And I’m not even remotely upset about it. Because what I did see was a thousand times better.
My best friend, Robbie Hall, is in his first season as head coach of the Penn-Griffen Hawks, a local middle school basketball team. The Hawks were 0-3 going into last night’s game. Tip off was at 6:15. I figured I’d easily be home by 8.
I wasn’t.
You see, the game was an ESPN instant-classic. It went into double overtime (complete with two rimmed out buzzer-beating efforts) before deciding a winner.
Though it was the third game of the season, it was the first one I’d been able to attend, so it was my first chance to watch Robbie in action. And I wasn’t prepared for how proud I’d be when I got there: seeing him working the sidelines in his dress clothes, hollering out plays, studying his players movements on the court.
Now, I’ve been to a couple practices (serving as a horribly ineffectual scrimmage opponent for his team), so I’ve seen practice, but this was different (i.e. “practice? practice? we ain’t even talkin’ bout a game, we talkin’ bout practice…).
As I watched the game unfold, I remembered playing middle school basketball myself, how important I thought it was: how every game seemed life or death, how everything in middle school seemed life or death; and I knew instinctively that it felt the same for these kids, too.
And it occurred to me how right this all was, how these kids were going to be better people because of having someone like Robbie breathing love and support and encouragement and responsibility into their lives. (And trust me, many of these kids sorely need it.)
In the end, the Hawks lost by 6; but it certainly wasn’t for lack of effort. Most importantly, one could actually see these kids (the majority of whom have never, prior to now, played a day of organized basketball) beginning to buy into Robbie’s system.
For my part, I was able, for the first time, to watch my best friend, the boy I’ve known since I was eight, operating in his professional capacity. And it was just another reminder that we are both adults now, that while there will always be a part of me that feels like one of those middle school boys, that I am now a grown man who has to be responsible for more than turning in his homework.
I have a good friend who often blogs about life’s “moments,” about how they are typically small, everyday things that go uncelebrated. Well, yesterday I had my moment, and I’m not sorry at all that it took missing Survivor to witness it.
That being said, please don’t write to me telling me who was voted out… I have a friend with DVR who’s willing to let me come watch.
It is snowing in central North Carolina, which, for those of you unfamiliar with the area, is somewhat rare. We get predictions of “wintery weather” often, but seldom does it amount to much of anything. I’m currently looking out my window, and all I can think about is how beautiful it is. I know that’s not a very masculine thing to say (I mean, one doesn’t typically picture Clint Eastwood or John McClane using the adjective “beautiful”), but it’s the simple truth: There is something so very pure and beautiful about snow. The way it swirls and eddies and suspends before gracing the ground. The way it blankets the earth, hiding all the ugly, bare features of winter.
(… No? Don’t like the Jodi Picoult/Nick Sparks purple prose?)
When it snows, I always begin thinking about C.S Lewis’s Narnia. More specifically, I begin thinking about The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. LLW is the book that made me fall in love with reading, the book that, ultimately, made me want to be a writer; and to this day, with each book I open, I am climbing into my own wardrobe, hoping to find my way back into a world as affecting as was my first trip to Narnia.
Each time I see the snow begin to fall (which, again, is seldom), I invariably begin thinking of the eternal winter that plagued Narnia prior to Aslan’s return. I picture that haunting scene when the White Witch comes upon Edmund, inviting him onto her sleigh and feeding him Turkish Delights (btw, I still don’t know what Turkish Delight is. I always pictured Edmund plucking little Thanksgiving-turkey-bites from a golden, Christmas tin. Still do, I guess).
Ultimately, I begin thinking of how miserable the snow made the citizens of Narnia, of how they pined for sun and summer and flowers. And I begin wondering at how miserable life really would be to never know a world outside of snow and winter.
I suppose what I’m trying to say is that thinking about all of this makes me grateful for the temporality of seasons, for how spring and summer and fall and winter find us and grace us and leave us at just the right moments.
Just another thing for me to be thankful for this holiday season.
I don’t often bring up Survivor unless asked about it. And while I will always be grateful to have participated on such an amazing show, I haven’t kept up with it very regularly the last few seasons (one of the major reasons for this is that I don’t have DVR or Tivo, so, while the rest of you can record your favorite shows and watch them at will; I am stuck in 1989 and have to be at my television upon the show’s airing.)
However, I have been watching this season. And thank God I have, because this dude, Russell Hantz, has been pure entertainment. Not since my friend Shane Powers have I seen a more lovable, compelling, provocative, “villain.” And not since Shane have I seen a character more compulsively watchable. I come back to the show each week because of this guy (and I suspect many of you once did the same because of Shane).
I know there are countless message boards with “spoilers” that could tell me whether Russell will make it through to the finals (and I know that they are generally right, too), but I don’t want to know. I want to watch and see whether Russell will be able to whip out his magic wand (or hidden idol, as the case may be) once again. And even if he doesn’t, it will be my treat to watch him go down trying.
8 pm tonight on CBS. I will be in front of the television, watching (bunny ears willing…)
I’ve loved this brick ever since he told us he was drowning slowly (which, if memory serves correctly, was around 1998). But, I have to say, homeboy looks exactly like my favorite British superspy.
I really hate to do a Tiger blog, because, really, what is left to say, you know?
That said, April just sent me this link, and I have to admit: it is hilarious.
I’m ordering mine today…
I suppose now is about as good a time as any to ask:
How is Bojangles not a national franchise?
Are other states simply scared off because Bojangles chose this guy to be its spokesperson?:
Admittedly, a horrific marketing decision. But come one, those chicken biscuits are bangin’…
I need to offer you, oh faithful blog readers, a sincere apology. Because, as you know, I led (all three of you) on. I promised you that I was going to be a steady blogger. That I was going to post at least twice a day.
And I did… for about a month.
Meanwhile, you were holding up your end of the deal. You were showing up. Dressing out. Responding. Sending me nice notes. Linking my blog to your facebook pages, to your own blogs.
In short: the fault is mine. I got sidetracked. Busy. (<---- All, of course, euphemisms for "lazy")
So, hear me now, oh (3) loyal readers: it won't happen again.
As we approach the release of HP&L, lots of exciting things are happening. And I will talk about all of those things, right here.
And, of course, as with the first month of this blog, I will also post incredibly pointless things involving pop culture or bathroom humor or life or faith (and, at least once, I promise to post something that involves all four of those things at once. This post will also reference unicorns, hip hop mogul Sug Knight, East African ornithology, and green Skittles).
I’m back, people. So please, please give me another chance.
Yours,
Austin
