Dear United States,
My name is Cheerwine, and I am the best tasing soda in the country.
If you live anywhere outside of the southeastern United States, there is a 98% chance you don’t know me.
Which is tragic for you.
It’s also why I am writing you this letter.
You see, my management has informed me that by 2017 I will finally have nationwide distribution.
But honestly, this is silly; seeing as I am the best tasting soda in the country, you’d think I would already be in stores nationwide.
I mean, everyone who passes through the Carolinas and tastes me falls in love with me. Once they taste me, they can’t get enough of me. They buy me in bulk and then cart me back to wherever they are from. Then they have family and friends ship them packages of me.
I am addictive. Not unlike my friend (and fellow NC based product) Krispy Kreme. In fact, I’m in Krispy Kreme doughnuts at select locations.
In any event, it is nice to make your acquaintance.
For now, I know these sound like the ramblings of an arrogant fool. But trust me, come 2017– if not before– you will see for yourselves: I am the best tasing soda in the world.
Until them, I remain respectfully yours,
Cheerwine
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