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Title Clarification

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I have received a couple emails in the last 24 hours asking me to clarify the difference between my forthcoming book “HIGH POINTS AND LOWS” and a book I had previously been advertising as coming out soon: “COKE ON THE ROCKS”.

They are the same book.

My publisher felt that the title “Coke on the Rocks” (a) didn’t give a strong enough sense of what the book was about, and (b) would likely be construed as a drug reference.

The first essay in the book is still one called “Coke on the Rocks”, but the title is now history. I appreciate the kind words from those of you who really liked the “Coke” title, but my publisher’s concerns were valid and I’m very happy with our new title.

Recommended

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My girlfriend comes from a little mountain town in NC called Hendersonville, and every time we are up that way we pop into this used bookstore we really like. One of the last times we were there, I came across a weathered collection of Tennessee Williams plays. It was only a buck so I bought it.

Now, I mention this to say: I really enjoyed all of the works in this collection. While Williams is certainly best known for his Streetcar Named Desire or Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, all of his works are affecting and worth reading. He has a very direct way of illuminating the weaknesses of the human condition. He chronicles the way we pine for love and respect and approval, and how— even upon getting these things— we still find ourselves empty. Needless to say, as a Christian writer, this is where I would typically mention Jesus, but I’m not going to go there. Williams’s material doesn’t ask us to look for redemption from our broken condition; instead, it simply puts the spotlight on our broken, selfish nature, and allows us that very rare opportunity: to look at ourselves— our wants and our needs and our hopes and our fears— with complete objectivity.

I know lots of readers think Williams to be somewhat self-indulgent, but I disagree. I learned alot about myself from these works, and I think, should you go revisit some of his material, you might learn some stuff about your own self, too.

In a related story, I kind of want to get a white lab someday and call him Tennessee.

The Fast and The Obnoxious

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We all know the drill: you pull up to a stoplight, the world underneath you begins rumbling, you look to your left, nothing, you look to your right…

and there he is: the problem.

With blatant disregard to the world around him, the problem sits in his little neon hatchback, playing his “music” at such a volume that words and melodies become undecipherable. At this decibel level, the “music” morphs into a giant pulsating rhythm, more a feeling than a sound. You know this because you suddenly feel it paralyzing your body. It gives you an instant headache and— somehow, I don’t really understand it, but it happens— you are quickly rendered nauseous. Finally, after the light turns green, homeboy gasses it and, his car void of a muffler, he takes off like it’s the start at Daytona.

Here’s what I want to know: why do people subject themselves to this? Obviously it’s a popular subculture, considering they made about 27 of those Paul Walker movies. But, why?

I have a bit of experience on this issue, because my hometown of High Point used to be the unofficial capital of “cruising” in North and South Carolina. Back then, an onslaught of these peeps would show up each weekend in their powder-purple Preludes and clog up our downtown with their loud engines and louder music. I thought it was all very silly until I turned fifteen and began hanging around a guy who was hip to the scene. SO… for months I rode around in his Honda CRX, listening to Nas (“If I ruled the world…”) and Wu Tang (“I begged, I begged, easy on…”) at a volume that would make even Hellen Keller clasp her hands to her ears.

Point being: listening to music at that level is not only obnoxious to everyone around you, but it’s painful to yourself. So my questions is, why? I can sort of understand wanting to do it as a kid— you know, showing off your individuality and coming off rebellious and all that angsty jazz— but why, as a grown person, would you subject yourself to this kind of pain?

HP & L Goes Audio

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I just got a very exciting piece of news from my literary agent. Turns out that we are about to sign a deal to make my forthcoming book, HIGH POINTS AND LOWS, an audio book.

Better yet, it appears that— once some final negotiations are worked out— I will be providing the vocals, myself. Being tone deaf, I never thought I would be able to say, “I’ll be heading into the studio.” But, well… looks like I’ll be heading into the studio.

So for you folks who would rather listen to a book than read one, I’m happy to say my book will provide you that option.

More details to come soon!

Crash Davis

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The owner of the all-time greatest monologue in the history of all-time great monologues, the Crash/Nuke relationship is a perfect metaphor for generational transition and an excellent example of how the mentor/protege dynamic should work. I still go to local minor league games in hopes of finding the passion and romanticism for baseball that was depicted in Bull Durham. Never find it, though.

I read this morning that a Bull Durham 2 is in the works, and I’m not entirely sure how I feel about that. Part of me would love to see Costner channel a 20-year-later Davis— I can just picture him managing some third-rate minor league team in his sausage stained wife-beater, hitting infield grounders between sips of canned PBR— but the other part of me knows this story should be left alone. For one, I ain’t buying if they try selling Crash and Susan Sarandon’s Annie as still being a couple (that relationship would have fizzled out quicker than your average John Mayer relationship). Second, there’s no plausible reason for Nuke grinding it out in the minors. Even if he is retired and trying to remain in the game as a coach, he would have made enough lettuce in the bigs to live comfortably while doing so. I just don’t see how they can recapture the same gritty, everyman feel that Bull Durham had.

I guess what I’m saying is I’m scared it will end up being as bad as Major League 3. But then again, maybe it will be as surprisingly enjoyable as Major League 2.

I’ll be hoping for the latter. Meat.

Samsonite? I Was Way Off…

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As my Panthers prepare for tonight’s first pre-season game against the Giants, I can’t help but wonder whether I’m the only one who thinks our quarterback looks an awful lot like Lloyd Christmas.

Jessie’s Girl

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Mock Springfield all you want, but think about this: there has never— ever— been a more sonically pleasing experience than the song “Jessie’s Girl” heard through the ears of a teenaged girl dating a dude named Jessie.

Maiden Post

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So, I have decided to begin blogging. I tried doing a blog for about five minutes a couple years ago, but then tossed it aside just as quickly. The problem with that ill-fated first blog (I think) was that I was going about it all wrong. Consequently, I hated doing it. You see, first time ’round I was posting mini-essays, and those little suckers took upwards of two hours each.

Well, I’ve since seen the light. Gonna keep these new ones short and sweet.

I’m also beginning to ”tweet”.  One small problem, though: I don’t know how to do it yet.

Another small problem: As of now, I have a combined 8 followers. And though I am no Ashton Kutcher, I do know that, unless you’re one of those two bozos with 8 kids, eight is a pretty insignificant number. So, please, sign up or follow me or whatever it is one does to support a fellow “tweeter.”

Finally, my book HIGH POINTS AND LOWS: Life, Faith, and Figuring It All Out will be released on January 26th by Penguin Plume, and I would love for people to click the link to the left and pre-order a copy. We’ve just sent the advance copies out to other writers and already had some very cool blurbs come in, so I’m pretty flippin’ excited.

You can also check out my website (which is uber groovy and was designed by my friends at Sage Media Group) by clicking on the thumbs at the top.

Okay, enough for a first post. This is likely the longest one I’ll ever do. Please flag me, tag me, revisit me, tell your friends, tell your parents, tell the whole wide world.

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